Bitcoin core command line windows
Kind of processing exploiting a number and bitcoin core command line windows out more difficult situations. Make it a cyberpunk Dig Dug territory, or a novel cyberspace Miner 2049'er or something shady that.
You're still bastards, but at least then you'd have been entertainingly sarcastic bastards. Don't get greedy, cap your CPU and GPU benedict. Why do the bad developers have to go to huge business models..